Ode to my Saggy Underwear: Gone are the days of invisible panty lines and French lace thongs. Or are they? Becoming a mom moved matching or even coordinating panty sets pretty far down my priority list. I not only stopped caring but I also stopped fitting all of my alluring underwear. That combined with more trips to WalMart then La Senza my drawers are now filled with the 100% cotton and comfort of Fruit of the Loom instead of its previously inhabited lacy counterpart.
I didn’t become aware of my weight loss by the way I could finally zip up my pre-pregnancy jeans or even how my jackets stopped pulling across my shoulders and arms. I detected my weight loss first when I spotted NOT my saggy bum, but my saggy underwear in the mirror! Yes…I was checking out my own butt in the mirror. I am not ashamed to admit it! We all should do it!
As the fat melts away I am left with a glimpse of my former self. The part of me I don’t really remember; a fit, toned and confident woman. My new found confidence isn’t reflected in the way I am dressed. I continue to wake in the morning and choose baggy underwear. Perhaps it is because I like the reminder that I am making progress or maybe I simply just can’t find the time to shop to replace them. I am beginning to think that in order to really transform myself through this experience it is about time to address my unmentionables and possibly burn them.
This week I am committed to saying farewell to my saggy underwear and hello to a new and smooth silhouette. I will start with underwear drawer but why stop there?! Next I will tackle all the maternity shirts I somehow permit myself to still wear and all of the pants that now require suspenders to stay up!
ROFL!! That is hilarious, yet so completely true!!
You must splurge on some new bras and (smaller) panties!! You deserve it 🙂
Too funny Steph!
I can’t believe it. I did the same thing week. Well almost, I started wearing my pre-pregnancy underwear. D is so happy because I am not wearing old Grannie undies anymore. Enjoy the trip to La Senza or wherever you may go to get those lovely undies. Keep up the great work! You are an inspiration!
lets go shopping! You are making excellent progress. You could be the last to realize it as it takes time for your self image to catch up with the new reality. Great work….keep it up.
You are hillarious! I am still laughing. Thanks for sharing, I can relate. Enjoy your new dainties!
You are never too old for fancy panties nor are too young…
I can recall rubber panties that went over diapers back when all babies wore cloth and not because it was the green thing to do…the dress up rubber panties had ruffles on the bum….
and yes Stephie you had several pairs as I recall.
You are looking great and feeling great too by the sound of things. Keep up the good work and thanks for the chuckle.